♡ OBLIVION ♡

Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear ♡ ♡ ♡

Gryffindor:

Do what is right

Ravenclaw:

Do what is wise

Hufflepuff:

Do what is kind

Slytherin:

PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

me:

halloween is coming soon

mom:

it's july

me:

me:

halloween is coming soon

(Source: nostalgasm, via gypsy--stardust)

shreklover69:

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

I’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: slightly-erinaceous, via darkpianist)

(Source: memewhore, via andrewlx)

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

(via perksofbeing-kaitlyn)

connorfranta:

hello

connorfranta:

hello

(Source: danscrotch, via phanrocksmycrocs)

(Source: weheartit.com, via hippie-breeze)